They thought they were kings. Now they’re just another offering to the gods.
The "Valkyrie’s Feast" tee is a battle cry in fabric form—a brutal, unapologetic display of power, vengeance, and the rightful reclaiming of dominion. Clad in fur, armor, and unwavering resolve, a warrior queen stands victorious, presenting the severed head of the fallen on a platter. In the background, her tribe watches in silent reverence, the firelight casting flickering shadows over the remains of those who underestimated her.
Printed on 100% ring-spun US cotton, this garment-dyed tee doesn’t just carry a message—it carries a legacy. Built for those who refuse to be ruled, this shirt blends old-world brutality with modern rebellion, making it perfect for shieldmaidens, warlords, and anyone who thrives in the aftermath of battle.
Vengeance, but make it legendary – High-quality print on a premium garment-dyed tee.
100% ring-spun US cotton – Soft enough for the halls of Valhalla, strong enough for war.
Relaxed fit – Made for pillaging, plundering, or just looking undeniably powerful.
Garment-dyed fabric – Worn-in, rich tones that only get better with time (unlike your enemies).
Double-needle stitching – Reinforced for battles both literal and metaphorical.
Machine wash cold – Keep the fury fresh.
No bleach – This is a war garment, not a white flag.
Tumble dry low – Or air-dry under the moonlight before your next raid.
Low heat ironing – But honestly, battle scars (and wrinkles) add to the aesthetic.
Do not dry clean – Blood, sweat, and glory stay in the fabric.
They thought they were kings. Now they’re just another offering to the gods.
The "Valkyrie’s Feast" tee is a battle cry in fabric form—a brutal, unapologetic display of power, vengeance, and the rightful reclaiming of dominion. Clad in fur, armor, and unwavering resolve, a warrior queen stands victorious, presenting the severed head of the fallen on a platter. In the background, her tribe watches in silent reverence, the firelight casting flickering shadows over the remains of those who underestimated her.
Printed on 100% ring-spun US cotton, this garment-dyed tee doesn’t just carry a message—it carries a legacy. Built for those who refuse to be ruled, this shirt blends old-world brutality with modern rebellion, making it perfect for shieldmaidens, warlords, and anyone who thrives in the aftermath of battle.
Vengeance, but make it legendary – High-quality print on a premium garment-dyed tee.
100% ring-spun US cotton – Soft enough for the halls of Valhalla, strong enough for war.
Relaxed fit – Made for pillaging, plundering, or just looking undeniably powerful.
Garment-dyed fabric – Worn-in, rich tones that only get better with time (unlike your enemies).
Double-needle stitching – Reinforced for battles both literal and metaphorical.
Machine wash cold – Keep the fury fresh.
No bleach – This is a war garment, not a white flag.
Tumble dry low – Or air-dry under the moonlight before your next raid.
Low heat ironing – But honestly, battle scars (and wrinkles) add to the aesthetic.
Do not dry clean – Blood, sweat, and glory stay in the fabric.
