Big bags. Tree Gang.
-Soft, heavyweight cotton with a lived-in, garment-dyed feel.
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²).
- Garment-dyed after construction for a vintage, broken-in color and texture.
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, comfortable drape.
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams and sewn-in label.
- Sizes S–4XL
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
This relaxed, garment-dyed tee carries an intimate, lived-in vibe. Soft to the touch and built to age beautifully. The front art shows a vintage-style musician portrait framed by warm, retro typography and subtle floral accents, giving the shirt a nostalgic, road-worn character. The heavyweight cotton and relaxed cut drape nicely over layers, making it feel like an old favorite from the first wear. Offer it as part of your casual rotation when you want comfort that still tells a story.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk construction
- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) build for durability and clean look
- Available S–4XL in many colors; sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
The fine print was always written in red.
This shirt is a [REDACTED] manifesto for a nation that can’t stop censoring its own soul. On the front, the Preamble is stripped to its skeleton with black bars cutting through "We the People" like a gag order. On the back, the final, [REDACTED] realization of John Brown stares back: a reminder that some stains don’t come out with ink, they only come out with blood.
This is a [REDACTED] for the disillusioned and the historians of the gutter. It’s for those who know that "Liberty and Justice" usually comes with a heavy dose of [REDACTED]. Use it as a wearable ledger of a debt that has never been balanced.
Care Instructions
Wash cold – Keep the redaction lines sharp and the truth dark.
Tumble dry low – Or hang it from a wire like the [REDACTED]
No bleach – This history is already whitewashed enough.
Do not dry clean – You can’t scrub out the crimes of a guilty land.
The ledger is [REDACTED] purge the static.
This relaxed, heavyweight tee brings laid-back, retro attitude to everyday wear. The garment-dyed cotton feels lived-in from day one — soft, slightly broken-in, and rich with subtle color depth. The front artwork channels irreverent cartoon energy and tongue-in-cheek nostalgia, sitting bold and bright against the muted, vintage-ready shirt tone. Wear it on slow weekends, at casual meetups, or as your go-to layering piece under a jacket. The roomy cut lets you move freely while the durable double-needle stitching and tubular knit hold their shape wash after wash. It complements a thrifted denim look, a pair of high-top sneakers, or a cozy cardigan when the weather turns cool.
This shirt is for folks who love playful, nostalgic graphics and want a comfortable, everyday tee that ages beautifully. It fits into days spent browsing flea markets, coffee shop hangs, low-key concerts, and relaxed house gatherings. The garment-dyed finish gives each piece a subtle individuality — the color settles into the fabric in a way that feels personal and worn-in, not factory-fresh.
Size and care notes: consult the Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for fit — the tee runs relaxed with a heavier hand (6.1 oz) and is pre-shrunk. Machine wash gentle to preserve the soft texture and printed artwork.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable, pre-shrunk
- Garment-dyed finish for a lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with a relaxed fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for lasting construction
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
The Only Console That Matters.
Boot up some serious nostalgia with this Y2K-inspired logo flip. We took the branding from the world's most iconic handheld console and gave it a 32-bit glow-up for the boys.
This isn't just a shirt; it’s a cheat code for instant style. Whether you grew up trading cartridges or just love the retro aesthetic, this tee delivers high-resolution pride with a classic streetwear edge. It’s loud, it’s proud, and it fits right in your pocket (figuratively speaking).
The Vibe:
Retro Gaming Nostalgia: A perfect tribute to the golden era of handheld gaming (2001 forever).
Bold Typography: The classic slanted font and electric blue colorway pop against any background.
Bootleg Charm: Fits perfectly into that "if you know, you know" parody aesthetic.
Specs & Fit:
Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton (Pre-shrunk).
Fit: Relaxed Unisex Fit (Size up for that baggy, skater vibe).
Print: Vibrant, durable screen print that stays bright level after level.
Care: Wash cold, hang dry to keep the graphics crisp.
She’s not baking cookies. She’s spraying pigs.
The “Peppa's Revenge” tee is a sugar-coated middle finger wrapped in childhood nostalgia and riot-ready satire. Peppa’s gone rogue—armed with a can of MIST and a smile too wide for comfort. A riot pig stands stunned as the sparkly fog of dissent fills the air. Who says cartoons can’t commit crimes?
Printed on premium, ultra-soft 100% ring-spun US cotton, this tee weaponizes innocence with grungy bite. It’s sweet. It’s violent. It’s absolutely going to get you stared at in Target—and that’s the point.
Care Instructions
Wash cold – Keep the rebellion vibrant.
No bleach – This ain't church clothes.
Tumble dry low-Low iron-No dry clean – The streets are dirty. Keep it real.
From the playground to the picket line, this shirt says what every snarky dissenter wishes they could scream in a courtroom.
Defund the narrative. Spray with joy. Call it Peppa.
Silence isn’t surrender, it’s strategy.
The “Zen State” tee is a spiritual varsity letter for those who meditate with their fists clenched. A lone figure sits centered in flow and fire, radiating stillness like armor in a world built for noise.
Printed on garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun US cotton, this shirt honors the monks of mischief.
Product Features
100% ring-spun US cotton – Soft enough to sit in stillness, strong enough to stand through storms.
Relaxed fit – For crowd killing, sitting zazen, or both.
Garment-dyed – Faded like your expectations.
Double-needle stitching – Made to survive sweat, sermons, and self-inquiry.
Care Instructions
Wash cold – Enlightenment shrinks in hot water.
No bleach – Let the void do the cleansing.
Tumble dry low – Or air dry, like your patience.
Iron low – But don’t press your path too hard.
No dry cleaning – Nirvana doesn’t need steam.
For the temple punks, the mindful misfits, and the seekers in steel-toe boots—
Stay grounded. Stay dangerous. Welcome to Zen State.
Two kids. One mission. Keep the streets haunted and the suburbs feral.
The “Drug Store” tee reimagines a familiar duo from pixelated afterschool adventures as black-eyed revenants. Lucas throws hands, Ness points the way—and both look like they just crawled out of a CRT screen straight into a punk show in hell. Ripped tees, cracked skulls, and the classic DRUG STORE sign weathered like the last corner of youth before the collapse.
This is what childhood looks like when it’s raised on Game Boys, broken homes, and municipal decay.
Care Instructions
Wash cold – Save the ink, not your soul.
Tumble dry low – Or hang it in the alley behind the old K-Mart.
No bleach – Dirt adds character.
Do not dry clean – That’s not how you clean trauma.
The DRUG STORE isn’t open. It never was.
You just keep going back anyway.
Some messages don’t need words—they need a baseball bat. The "KKKLOBBER" tee is a raw, unapologetic middle finger to hate, dripping with DIY energy and old-school hardcore defiance. Featuring a mohawked warrior delivering righteous fury to a bloodied Klansman, this design isn’t subtle—it’s a statement.
Printed on 100% ring-spun US cotton, this garment-dyed tee is built for the rebels, the outlaws, and anyone who knows that sometimes, justice is best served with a swing. The hand-drawn artwork gives it that gritty, underground zine-core aesthetic, perfect for wearing at shows, protests, or just when you feel like making your stance loud and clear.
This one’s for the heavy lifters of late-night cravings and counterculture taste. A tongue-in-cheek homage to the iconic CAT logo, the FAT design swaps machinery for mozzarella—because in our world, pizza is power.
With a slice of pepperoni pizza replacing the classic triangle, this parody flips rugged industrial branding on its greasy head. It's a statement for the hungry, the defiant, and anyone who knows that fueling up doesn’t always mean protein shakes and grind culture.
Whether you’re hauling amps, flipping zines, or just demolishing a deep dish—FAT is the uniform of the underground.
Built for appetite. Designed to last.
A copy of a copy of a ghost.
The signal is dying, but the static is louder than ever.
The “Type-O-Gray” tee is a neon-slicked descent into suburban decay, featuring a high-contrast, xeroxed face staring through your snake brain. It’s dripping in a toxic green that feels like it’s glowing in the back of a dimly lit dive bar. Barbed wire keeps the sanity out, and a rat-eyed mascot clutches the only prize left, a slice of the American dream that’s gone a little moldy.
This is a memory you’re not sure is yours. It’s for the ones who find beauty in the distorted and neon-tinted rot of the digital age.
Care Instructions
Wash cold – Keep the green toxic, not faded.
Tumble dry low – Or leave it on the floor of a van headed nowhere.
No bleach – You can’t wash away the static.
Do not dry clean – Luxury is for people who don't have holes in their boots.
Everything is a copy of a copy. Stay gray.
Some statements get louder when you add color.
The “KKKLOBBER” Thumbprint-edition puts blood-soaked bigotry on blast. This time in swirling, colorful pigment dye. A mohawked street soldier delivers blunt justice to a collapsed Klansman in an image that doesn’t whisper.
Originally inked with that zine-core, hand-drawn venom, this version gets a technicolor upgrade. Each tee is pigment-dyed in a chaotic wash—no two alike, just like the punks who wear it.
Product Features
Color Blast dyeing – Each shirt is a unique act of defiance.
100% ring-spun US cotton – Soft enough to wear daily, tough enough to raise hell.
Relaxed fit – Stage dives, protest marches, or staring down your racist uncle.
Garment-dyed fabric – Pre-washed, pre-shrunk, post-apocalyptic-ready.
Reinforced stitching – Built to survive mosh pits and moral standoffs.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold – Preserve the chaos.
No bleach – No whitewashing.
Tumble dry low – Fade it naturally like bad ideas.
Low iron if needed – But wrinkles are part of the message.
Do not dry clean – This belongs in the pit, not the boutique.
Tie-dye never looked so militant.
One-of-one prints. One shared purpose. Beat the hate.
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