Type-O-Gray

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A copy of a copy of a ghost.

The signal is dying, but the static is louder than ever.

The “Type-O-Gray” tee is a neon-slicked descent into suburban decay, featuring a high-contrast, xeroxed face staring through your snake brain. It’s dripping in a toxic green that feels like it’s glowing in the back of a dimly lit dive bar. Barbed wire keeps the sanity out, and a rat-eyed mascot clutches the only prize left, a slice of the American dream that’s gone a little moldy.

 

This is a memory you’re not sure is yours. It’s for the ones who find beauty in the distorted and neon-tinted rot of the digital age.

 

Care Instructions

Wash cold – Keep the green toxic, not faded.

Tumble dry low – Or leave it on the floor of a van headed nowhere.

No bleach – You can’t wash away the static.

Do not dry clean – Luxury is for people who don't have holes in their boots.

 

Everything is a copy of a copy. Stay gray.

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A copy of a copy of a ghost.

The signal is dying, but the static is louder than ever.

The “Type-O-Gray” tee is a neon-slicked descent into suburban decay, featuring a high-contrast, xeroxed face staring through your snake brain. It’s dripping in a toxic green that feels like it’s glowing in the back of a dimly lit dive bar. Barbed wire keeps the sanity out, and a rat-eyed mascot clutches the only prize left, a slice of the American dream that’s gone a little moldy.

 

This is a memory you’re not sure is yours. It’s for the ones who find beauty in the distorted and neon-tinted rot of the digital age.

 

Care Instructions

Wash cold – Keep the green toxic, not faded.

Tumble dry low – Or leave it on the floor of a van headed nowhere.

No bleach – You can’t wash away the static.

Do not dry clean – Luxury is for people who don't have holes in their boots.

 

Everything is a copy of a copy. Stay gray.