Bloom Where You Rot

$26.00

Bloom Where You Rot

Beauty in decay. Magic in the mycelium. The "Spores of the Afterlife" tee fuses death, rebirth, and psychedelic chaos into one deliciously detailed design. A carved skull blooms with mushrooms, wildflowers, and a blue ornate crown that looks straight outta some post-mortem royal trip. It’s equal parts trippy forest guardian and undead botanical masterpiece—perfect for the weirdos who know life’s sweetest when it’s a little fermented.

Printed on ultra-soft, 100% ring-spun US cotton, this garment-dyed tee is here for day trippers, spore whisperers, graveyard wanderers, and anyone who believes death is just another form of growth. Bold colors. Earthy energy. Meditative mayhem.

Product Features

  • Shroomed-out skull magic – Vivid, high-quality print that won’t flake even when you do.

  • 100% ring-spun US cotton – Soft enough to nap in the moss, sturdy enough for forest rituals.

  • Relaxed fit – Breathable and comfy, whether you're meditating or melting.

  • Garment-dyed fabric – Deep, earthy tones that age like a fine compost.

  • Double-needle stitching – Built to last through multiple mushroom seasons.

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold – Preserve the spores.

  • No bleach – Nature doesn't do neon.

  • Tumble dry low – Or hang it up next to your drying mushrooms.

  • Low heat ironing – Optional, but wrinkles are nature’s texture.

  • Do not dry clean – The forest wouldn’t approve.

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Bloom Where You Rot

Beauty in decay. Magic in the mycelium. The "Spores of the Afterlife" tee fuses death, rebirth, and psychedelic chaos into one deliciously detailed design. A carved skull blooms with mushrooms, wildflowers, and a blue ornate crown that looks straight outta some post-mortem royal trip. It’s equal parts trippy forest guardian and undead botanical masterpiece—perfect for the weirdos who know life’s sweetest when it’s a little fermented.

Printed on ultra-soft, 100% ring-spun US cotton, this garment-dyed tee is here for day trippers, spore whisperers, graveyard wanderers, and anyone who believes death is just another form of growth. Bold colors. Earthy energy. Meditative mayhem.

Product Features

  • Shroomed-out skull magic – Vivid, high-quality print that won’t flake even when you do.

  • 100% ring-spun US cotton – Soft enough to nap in the moss, sturdy enough for forest rituals.

  • Relaxed fit – Breathable and comfy, whether you're meditating or melting.

  • Garment-dyed fabric – Deep, earthy tones that age like a fine compost.

  • Double-needle stitching – Built to last through multiple mushroom seasons.

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold – Preserve the spores.

  • No bleach – Nature doesn't do neon.

  • Tumble dry low – Or hang it up next to your drying mushrooms.

  • Low heat ironing – Optional, but wrinkles are nature’s texture.

  • Do not dry clean – The forest wouldn’t approve.