“Lord of the Files” Tee – Banned Book Club Edition
A parody twisted from Golding’s Classic, the “Lord of the Files” tee drags the corruption of power into the fluorescent light of the copy machine. Sharp pulp colors, courtroom angst, and the stink of old secrets turn this design into wearable evidence.
This one sticks like a subpoena.
Product Features
Discharge print – Crisp, vintage-style ink that won’t peel under pressure.
100% combed cotton – The softest weapon in your wardrobe.
Classic fit – Reads well onstage, in the street, or under harsh interrogation lights.
Double-stitched seams – Because justice takes tugging.
Unisex sizing – No gatekeepers, just witnesses.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold – Scrub the stain, not the story.
Hang dry – Files air out better that way.
Avoid bleach – Whitewashing kills the point.
Iron low if needed – Wrinkles are just cross-examinations.
It’s not just a shirt.
It’s testimony.
“Lord of the Files” Tee – Banned Book Club Edition
A parody twisted from Golding’s Classic, the “Lord of the Files” tee drags the corruption of power into the fluorescent light of the copy machine. Sharp pulp colors, courtroom angst, and the stink of old secrets turn this design into wearable evidence.
This one sticks like a subpoena.
Product Features
Discharge print – Crisp, vintage-style ink that won’t peel under pressure.
100% combed cotton – The softest weapon in your wardrobe.
Classic fit – Reads well onstage, in the street, or under harsh interrogation lights.
Double-stitched seams – Because justice takes tugging.
Unisex sizing – No gatekeepers, just witnesses.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold – Scrub the stain, not the story.
Hang dry – Files air out better that way.
Avoid bleach – Whitewashing kills the point.
Iron low if needed – Wrinkles are just cross-examinations.
It’s not just a shirt.
It’s testimony.
