GUILLOTINES ARE BI-PARTISAN
A rare moment of true bipartisanship. Whether it’s the donkey or the elephant on the other end of the rope, the blade falls just the same. This is a cynical, high-contrast rip on the political machine.
Rough-Cut Grit: This isn't your standard vector art. It’s a charcoal-smeared, hand-sketched nightmare pulled straight from a basement notebook.
Vintage Bootleg Vibe: Designed with that classic "90s parking lot tee" energy—aggressive, unrefined, and intentionally distressed.
Transparent Burn: The graphic is isolated for a seamless, "drawn-on" look that hits harder on dark, heavy fabrics.
Heavyweight, durable, and ready for the pit. This shirt is built to outlast the next election cycle (and probably the one after that).
Care Instructions
Wash cold – Save the ink, not your soul.
GUILLOTINES ARE BI-PARTISAN
A rare moment of true bipartisanship. Whether it’s the donkey or the elephant on the other end of the rope, the blade falls just the same. This is a cynical, high-contrast rip on the political machine.
Rough-Cut Grit: This isn't your standard vector art. It’s a charcoal-smeared, hand-sketched nightmare pulled straight from a basement notebook.
Vintage Bootleg Vibe: Designed with that classic "90s parking lot tee" energy—aggressive, unrefined, and intentionally distressed.
Transparent Burn: The graphic is isolated for a seamless, "drawn-on" look that hits harder on dark, heavy fabrics.
Heavyweight, durable, and ready for the pit. This shirt is built to outlast the next election cycle (and probably the one after that).
Care Instructions
Wash cold – Save the ink, not your soul.
