God is a Cop
He holds the law in one hand, your fear in the other.
The "God Is a Cop" tee is a heretical sermon stitched in cotton and contempt. A pig-faced officer, haloed in riot gear, clutches a crucifix like a badge of holy authority—blessing bullets, baptizing brutality, and preaching order through obedience. It’s not a parody. It’s a prophecy in uniform.
Printed on garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun US cotton, this tee wraps its message in grit and reverence—perfect for the street prophet, the anti-preacher, or anyone who knows salvation was never supposed to wear a badge. This shirt doesn’t pray—it warns
Care Instructions
Wash cold – Keep the rage sharp.
No bleach – The message isn’t diluted.
Tumble dry low – Or hang it like a relic.
Low iron, No dry cleaning – Revolution doesn’t come wrapped in plastic.
From pulpits to pavement—this isn’t just a shirt. It’s dogma for the disillusioned.
Obey. Repent. Or wear this instead.
He holds the law in one hand, your fear in the other.
The "God Is a Cop" tee is a heretical sermon stitched in cotton and contempt. A pig-faced officer, haloed in riot gear, clutches a crucifix like a badge of holy authority—blessing bullets, baptizing brutality, and preaching order through obedience. It’s not a parody. It’s a prophecy in uniform.
Printed on garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun US cotton, this tee wraps its message in grit and reverence—perfect for the street prophet, the anti-preacher, or anyone who knows salvation was never supposed to wear a badge. This shirt doesn’t pray—it warns
Care Instructions
Wash cold – Keep the rage sharp.
No bleach – The message isn’t diluted.
Tumble dry low – Or hang it like a relic.
Low iron, No dry cleaning – Revolution doesn’t come wrapped in plastic.
From pulpits to pavement—this isn’t just a shirt. It’s dogma for the disillusioned.
Obey. Repent. Or wear this instead.
He holds the law in one hand, your fear in the other.
The "God Is a Cop" tee is a heretical sermon stitched in cotton and contempt. A pig-faced officer, haloed in riot gear, clutches a crucifix like a badge of holy authority—blessing bullets, baptizing brutality, and preaching order through obedience. It’s not a parody. It’s a prophecy in uniform.
Printed on garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun US cotton, this tee wraps its message in grit and reverence—perfect for the street prophet, the anti-preacher, or anyone who knows salvation was never supposed to wear a badge. This shirt doesn’t pray—it warns
Care Instructions
Wash cold – Keep the rage sharp.
No bleach – The message isn’t diluted.
Tumble dry low – Or hang it like a relic.
Low iron, No dry cleaning – Revolution doesn’t come wrapped in plastic.
From pulpits to pavement—this isn’t just a shirt. It’s dogma for the disillusioned.
Obey. Repent. Or wear this instead.